16 Dirty Times Tinder Lived Up To Its Terribly Senseless And Immature Reputation

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mattstaff
Oct 9, 2018 4:00 PM EDT

Good 'ol Tinder, never failing to keep things nice and raunchy. The most predictable part of the app is that at least someone's going to walk away from it vaguely uncomfortable. You never know who's lurking behind that next right swipe. 

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    Text - o Sprint 1:06 AM 1 5% Annie Dec 29, 2014, 1:59 AM So have you had any luck on Tinder? Dec 29, 2014, 5:15 PM No not yet haha how about you? Dec 30, 2014, 2:38 AM I actually found my fianc on here!! Oh well why you still on here?? To try and find love But you said you found your fiancée on here so your looking for another? You want two? At least 2 Send Message
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    Text - o Verizon 8:46 PM Leigh YOU MATCHED WITH LEIGH ON 8/25/16 Holy guacamole Hi there Listen. I'll be honest with you, in the future with your next match do NOT use holy guacamole. You good looking guy but that killed it, I am allergic to guacamole and you are a Nice choice of words. Bravo avocado. Sent Send Type a Message... GIF QWE RTY U O P G H JKL AS F D X C Z V B N M 123 return space X LL
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    Text - 9:45 PM oo Verizon 19% Noelle Mar 19, 2015, 5:04 PM My favorite thing to do is cudde and watch Netfix. It's like cuddling and watching Netflix, but with Noelle. Mar 19, 2015, 9:28 PM OH MY GOD YOU WIN EVERYTHING
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    Text - Back to Facebook 10:14 PM 27% Bec YOU MATCHED WITH BEC ON 28/09/2015 I'm vegan too! No way?! Yeah! That's why I swiped right Haha that's amazing! How long have you been vegan for? Start of this conversation Message Send QWE R T Y U P H J A S D F K X C VB NM X return 123 space N
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    Text - Vo) LTE 4G .125%2 11 :48 AM Josie Hey wanna come over and eat what my mum made? Josie 7 min. ago Did she make lasagne? 5 min. ago No me Josie 3 min. ago Good because i hate lasagne Sent GIF Send a message...
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    Text - ooo Sprint 2:27 AM 1 7% Amy Oct 2, 2014, 1:18 AM Amy tell me about yourself Oct 2, 2014, 1:00 PM Well I'm 22 work at an Ortho lab pretty mellow and open minded Oct 3, 2014, 2:37 AM Now tell yourself about me Oct 3, 2014, 1:21 PM Lol what Go on What else do you want yo no like it when you call me Yono Message@ Send
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    Text - ooo Sprint 3:02 AM 1 8% Shelby Sep 14, 2014, 11:50 PM Wanna get coffee? When? Midnight of the next blood moon. When is that? Wait you actually still want to hang out with me? Send Message
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    Text - oo Verizon LTE 23% I 12:54 PM Katie YOU MATCHED WITH KATIE ON 2/4/16 Hey! How funny that we matched. I didn't think l'd see you again Feb 4, 2016, 12:29 PM We've met? Haha do you not remember drunkenly walking into my dorm? No I do not... When was this Next weekend Smooth Send Message GIF
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    Text - .. Jeb, 19 10 miles away I accidentally (purposely) changed my name to Jeb Bush on Facebook in a 2AM burst of inspiration, not realizing you can't change it for 60 days, so if that doesn't tell you enough about me as a person then I don't know what to tell you 1 Interest The Daily Show X
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    Text - 1 7% ..oo AT&T 6:05 PM Маx YOU MATCHED WITH MAX ON 7/13/16 Hey there, this is your future husband. You should go out with me because you get everything in the divorce. I hate you so much. Jul 13, 2016, 6:05 PM Ugh. I hate you too. Can we at least have an affair after you've moved on? Sent Send Type a Message... GIF
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    Text - 1O 72% O0o 3 3G 4:07 AM Mari YUU IVIAICHED VVIIH MARI ON 9123/10 You in Cathays? Quite close to it why? Just wondered if you wanted to come over? It's 3am What's your point? Why do you want me to come over At 3am Well why do you think? So you can murder me Send Type a Message... GIF
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    Text - oo Sprint 1:39 AM 1 55% Kerry Nov 7, 2014, 2:20 AM Will you follow me on Instagram? Nov 7, 2014, 8:46 AM Haha um sure...what's your lg name? Nov 7, 2014, 11:33 AM @supercoolgetseverygirljake You're kidding right? Nov 7, 2014, 12:25 PM Yeah I know, surprising that I was able to get that one Send Message
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    Text - ooo Sprint 3:02 AM 1 8% Alex Sep 14, 2014, 3:59 AM Can you give me a haircut? Sep 14, 2014, 10:35 AM Huh? Sep 14, 2014, 11:46 PM Like if I came over can you just give me a haircut? I'll pay you 8 dollars Sep 15, 2014, 4:23 AM I'll do it Message Send
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    Text - @ 1 100% No Service 10:56 Chloe YOU MATCHED WITH CHLOE ON 17/10/2016 Ok, time to do some ice breaking! I was bored the other day so I attached all of my watches together to make a belt... It was a waist of time 18 Oct 2016, 3:00 am Come on Mathew You can do better x 18 Oct 2016, 10:56 am Yeah, I know, I thought I'd swipe right anyway and see what you're like. Sent Send Type a Message... GIF
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    Text - 10:58 AM 89% Susanna Your hair reminds me of cotton candy 11 hours ago Haha thanks? Thats probably pretty accurate, except the sticky part... Susanna 1 min ago I can fix that Sent Send a message... GIF
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    Text - Kaitlin, 24 The Ohio State University 66 miles away "Only has one -police officer that gave me a ticket. speeding ticket." "She was class president so she's a pretty big deal." -kid from my high school "Doesn't appreciate when you knock everything off her bathroom counter." -cat (probably) "Don't do that thing with quotes in your tinder profile." -best friend "I gave a nice boy at the grocery store your number. Stop using that dating app. That's how people get kidnapped." -mum X
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